In a Nutshell

Zip should offer the following:

1) Computer games (PC)
2) Console Games (Xbox, etc)
3) Adult movies
4) Music CD’s

Then there would be no reason to leave the bedroom.

They actually rent out some music CDs when they are part of a DVD set, like Aimee Mann’s DVD and many others.

Plus, since Zip already has plenty of soft-core “adult” DVDs, I think that they should also let us rent sex toys. It would give new meaning to the term ZipRefill. Cleaning the “toys” with liquid soap before using them would of course be highly recommended! Let the XXX-Box games begin!

“…rent sex toys…”

Great idea!!

Yes I’m going to rent sex toys. I’m also going to rent the sheets that the girl next door used while entertaining her customers.
Good one.

Oh, boy! Where have I been?! I guess too busy looking for guys! Is there any other girl (well, woman) in this discussion? No, really? And I always thought doing is better than watching. Let’s say soccer game.

I have already went looking for porn on zip…didn’t find any. Although it is not why I signed up for zip, it is a genre of film and I watch almost all genres (except horror….too scary) and would watch adult films if they were a choice. However, I am not sure that I would pay extra for that privilege. However, the tricky part might be making the titles searchable yet keeping the darn kids out of the search. It is easy in a video store to keep the kids out the the room in the back (except my little kids who love to run in and out of there shouting BO-BOS! to ellicit a response from the panicked staff of the establishment). And, Kallini…I am a girl too!

Oh, my goodness! That is great! However, I am living in a horror right now. My husband finally agrees to divorce me. Took everything!!!!!!!!!!! Car keys, cell phone, left me $200 out ouf all FORMER joint accounts. And he has a job, and I don’t. He thinks that he will get the custody of my son as well. Well, be my guest, call me a moron. I guess, I deserve what I get. Any suggestions? Please do not make me cry. I need a little bit of support. Pleeeeeeeeeeasee! And you know what? I want to make a movie out of my love(life) story.

Love can be blind, but marriage is a real life-opener!

Kallini, will the movie be x-rated (keeping on topic, you see)?

Anyway, maybe zippy’s next poll in the lobby should be about porn rentals:

1. Yes, sign me up, I am already a player (wait, I think they used that for games already.)
2. Sure, I’d rent a few
3. No thanks, my pacemaker can’t handle it.
3. Cancel my membership immediately, I can’t be associated with this smut, where is the religious category (PS, here is my new secret e-mail, sign me up for the works- shhh!)

Obviously, sex is e(x) – rated. I see. Also, my ex has to be in it. So it will be doubly X-RATED. But I am not playing myself.

So ready or not, here I come (no pun intended. You see?)
It (the movie) starts like this. My ex calls the cops so they can put me in a hospital. Every time he does not understand my behaviour, he thinks that I (!!!) need treatment. So the cops come to see me in my bedroom. All four of them. Four?! Half an hour into a conversation, I figure out, that two of them are actually paramedics. It was interesting. Kinda. Took them all two hours to realize that they cannot prove that I am insane. Felt powerful, power is intoxicating.

Well, anyway, Sandman. 1912. Huh. I did not see it from that angle. My angle is 1970. The last brainstorming wave. Did anybody read the book “Do What you Are”? It kinda inspired me in this way.

- Do what you are
- Do what you want
- Do who you want

Why porn, anyway? The real thing is not good enough or everybody likes security?
Security is OK, police is better. Some of them are good, or so it seems.

Sandman, I just noticed! 42 is my number (no fair!) You know, that my police department # is 42. The answer to “Life, the Universe and everything is 42!” and my favourite book is “Moscow 2042″. My number!

There are Hentai titles on zip. Which I would consider adult movies.

For example:

My Classmates Mother
http://www.zip.ca/browse/title.aspx?f=titleId(185987)

Black Bible
http://www.zip.ca/browse/title.aspx?f=titleId(169701)

Spaceship Agga Ruter
http://www.zip.ca/browse/title.aspx?f=titleId(118878)

Well, ladies & gentlemen! I was hunting for … and found him! According to my specifications. The only problem that he is immediately into marriage and I have not got out of the first one. But for the MOVIE purposes that can be ignored. Good, huh?

You know, forget porn! Get out and get it (over with!) Seriously. No kidding.

By the way, it is hilarious. The guy I referred to in this thread is the Boyfriend. I- only met him on July 6, 2008. Anyway, forget about him, he will get over this. I guess I already did.

About sex. I found something in Chapters. For women, but not only. Oh, boy, was I laughing?!

“Sex and Sensibility” Ten women examine the lunacy of Modern Love… in 200 cartoons.
ISBN-10: 0-44619815-3.

Located in the “Fun and Games” Section for those so introverted that usually do not ask for help.

The final scene in Nekromantik is X-rated. Check that out.

Our benevolent ace poster, PokeFace, has graciously set up a poll on this topic in the suggestion box:

http://forums.zip.tv/topic.php?id=1337&replies=10#post-18079

Pipe up (pun not intended) if you want to add your vote to this topic.

lol @ Wentai – that’s hilarious.