LavaLife – My Profile # 1
Rock my world, I am your girl.
“The World Rocking Manual. How to get ahead of competition”. Ishq Ka Kalma Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal (Rock my World)
1. Make me laugh. You will get my attention.
2. Be outstanding. Find a way. Dull conversation is not it.
3. Do not pretend to be something that you are not.
Who I am? Quoting others:
1. You are a woman to fall in love at first sight.
2. How can I ever forget you?
3. Why would I resist a beautiful woman like you?
4. Toronto’s best-kept secret (one of your competitors on Lava told me that).
5. I love the sound of your smile.
Virgo, Pisces, Scorpio men have unfair advantage. Tauruses no need to apply. I have a weakness for the men of colour and police officers. No, it is not the uniform. I love people who speak several languages, at least more than one. Accents definitely a turn on, but I should be able to understand you with ease. Sexy voices.
High sex drive. Performance will be graded. 25% of my men had problems. Oh, really? Really. That bad. Intimate pictures are not required, size matters but only a point. It was not your choice exactly, was it? Skills, however, are up to you to develop. Are you too lazy? Too content? No need to apply.
So, in short an ideal candidate looks like this
Black Police Officer, Pisces, muscular body, intellect to match. Have I ever met such a creature? Yes, I did. We even went to the same school DeVry at the same time. But we never noticed each other there. I met him later, after he became a police officer. But it was not meant to be. You think I am kidding? Check it out, if you are in the force. Police Division (5*). Initials M.J. Did you track him down? Well, say hello.
But these are only suggestions. If you have a strategy of your own or other great qualities, go ahead and talk to me. I will give you a chance, but only one. Fair enough?
Do not worry, if you are meant for me, I will not miss you.
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Posted on July 17th, 2009 under My Lava Life • Tags: jokes, LavaLife, manuals, profile. •
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