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LavaLife – Sense of Humour 4567

He is fun to be with. Down to earth, easy going… Is it true?  I think it is.

He: Hi, how are you?

She: You look younger than your age

He: yeah.. I got ID all the times… this is “Sense of Humour 4567″

He: What’s your name? How’s lava treating you?

She: I cannot complain. I think they should pay me (pay-per-click) for the traffic on my profiles

He: yeah?? haha… how many viewed your profile??

She: I only started on June 19, since then 50-50-350

He: wow, they should pay you

She: maybe they will

He: haha… email them… i think they will send u free credits only

She: what free credits?

He: sometimes they give you free credits, I heard, so you contact someone u like

She: I do not have any credits, it is pay per month and go ahead contact whoever you want or don’t want

He: oh…different than males?? We have to buy credits to contact females

She: Oh, I see. Maybe it is different. But guys usually contact me.

He: yeah, that’s how they make money…hahaha…Guys want to talk to everyone…haha

She: it is phisically possible?

He: with IM?

He: yeah, haha, and they have to use tons of credits, haha

She: I do not know how it is going for other girls – I do  not exactly advertise that I am “hunting”

He: yeah?? nice to know… so, what brings you here, just checking??

She: you did not read my profile

He: yes, I did, officer

She: license and registration, please sir

He: I don’t have one… can you give me a break? Sir? Please??

She: Step out of the vehicle, sir.

He: Oh,… let me put my pants on…too hot in here and  a shirt, too

She: Please open your trunk

He: yes, here you go…

She: Does IT  belong to you?He: no!!! I don’t know  what it is…. I just got What’s your name? Officer??

She: PC Johnston.  You will have to come with us, sir.

He: oh…ok…please don’t kill me, where are you taking me?!

He: well…myminutes up soon…thanks for the talk…if you like we can on the msn later….[e-mail address], if not, it’s OK, unless you want to call me? haha…just kidding…

She: I will check you out in our Police database.  What is your Police Division number?

He: 23

She: 42



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