In a Nutshell

I don’t remember anything about him, but this conversation.  Like so many others he knew what was wrong with me and what exactly I should do about it.

 

He:       420? J

She:      Wrong person! I do realize what is happening most of the time.

            And I would assume you did not read my Profile

            I will change it again soon

 

He:       I looked like a song to me

She:      It is (I think it was “I will survive by Diana Ross)

            You know what it is about?

 

He:       that was I figured

She:      don’t treat me like shit

He:       it’s about a woman did nothing wrong and is blaming a guy for everything

 

He:       I figured you could use a good f-ck

(Ladies pay attention – he is problem-solving!!!)

 

She:      What, are you the one?

            Are you a good f-ck?

 

He:       I’m the great f-ck LOL, looks like you have some issues to work out

She:      I certainly do, Mr. Intuitive

            Did you listen to that song, check it out

            By Diana Ross

 

He:       I did hear that song, I can play that song, it’s really misguided

She:      I have plenty others

            I must run off

He:       name one

She:      Habibi ya nour el ain

He:       Are you Jewish?

She:      no

He:       Then what’s with the Habibi

She:      go to youtube.com and paste it and listen

He:       LOL you don’t have very good taste in music

            Are you Russian?

She:      Well, I have my issues to think about.

            Yes (meaning, yes, I am Russian)

He:       Ha-ha, trust but verify you do have issues

She:      with a really bad taste in music and a lot of issues

He:            apparently so

            Who could use a good f-cking

She:      that is why so many men really like/love me

He:       LOL, I bet

She:      But you do not stand a f-cking chance, so off I go

He:       LOL, trust me, you are so f-cked up for me,

as normal and righteous as you probably think you are

 

            you are at the end of the spectrum that is wrong with the world today

 

She:      you will be the judge.

            It is nice to know that neither of us interested in another.

            That is what I call a GOOD MATCH

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Posted on July 27th, 2009 under My Lava Life • Tags: Conversations, good match, LavaLife, problem-solving. • • RSS 2.0 feed • Leave a response, or trackback