Funny One Liners. August 5, 2009.
1. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
2. Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
3. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
4. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you are told.
5. Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
6. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
7. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
8. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
9. If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
10. Smith & Wesson: the original point and click interface.
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