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You Claim to be a Philosopher

2010-12-01 Black Horoscope Saggitarius

Black Horoscope

Sagittarius

Don’t think that your good reputation will prevent us from making a complete list of your numerous flaws! Firstly, you claim to be a philosopher endowed with open-mindedness. Actually, it is only a way to escape everyday realities that you find boring. It is more accurate to say that you have no inner life. Your interest in culture and spirituality is nothing but an interest, as we have mentioned already! Indeed, you have no reflection of your own. You stupidly repeat what you have read or heard, and you proudly think that you can appear to be a wise person who has an immense knowledge of the world. In addition, you never go very deep, and while you boastfully display your knowledge, you show no critical or analytical mind. You are a real drought and you are restless, which translates into irritating fickleness, lack of stability, and no sense of commitment or loyalty… Lastly, you are unable to fulfil your promises. You exaggerate everything in order to impress your entourage (yes, you are proud, definitely), and you don’t have a clue what the word “tact” means. Many among you are just big petty-bourgeois…

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December 1st, 2010 | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Category: Art of Reframing, English, Signs and Relationships | Email This Post | Leave a comment

There Is Little That Could Be Added to Your Bad Reputation

2010-11-30 Black Horoscope Scorpio

Black Horoscope

Scorpio

There is little that could be added to your bad reputation. However, we believe it interesting to twist the knife still deeper. You are a sly, inquisitive and aggressive person. Strangely enough, you remind of scorpions (no pun intended!), but also of sewer rats, perverse, petty and frightening. You revel in other people’s sufferings, so please don’t purport that it is because you want to help them transcend their ordeals and know themselves better, because we know very well that your evil and cunning nature enjoys attracting attention and stirring up ill-feeling. You are believed to have an intense sexual energy. However, it has more to do with a regrettable tendency to release your impulses, since you are unable to control them. You also cultivate a high opinion of yourself, and to make yourself interesting, you play the mysterious and rebellious personage. Nevertheless, it is obvious that you feel unloved, which drives you almost paranoid. You see evil everywhere, and to protect yourself against it, like a spider setting its cobwebs, you keep on manipulating everyone in your entourage (you should admit that it is awfully difficult for you afterwards to get out of the mess you have created).

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November 30th, 2010 | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Category: Art of Reframing, English, Signs and Relationships | Email This Post | Leave a comment

Because Solitude Is Your Phobia

2010-11-29 Black Horoscope Libra Emo-solitude

Black Horoscope

Libra

Since it is the symbol of Libra, the very word “Balance” makes you feel sorry to be born under this sign. Having an ordinary object to represent your sign must not feel too flattering, indeed. In addition, you don’t know how to assert yourself. Because solitude is your phobia, you line up with people who are the strongest ones since you are convinced that they will not let you down. You don’t really have a private life. You live for others and according to what they think of you. You strive to please, which implies that you are hypocritical and hesitant about everything you say… You probably constantly feel that you are on the razor’s edge: not a single word missing, or in excess, not a single mistake. Otherwise war will break out, and this… No need to add more! Your self-proclaimed artistic bent is nothing but vapidity and mawkishness. In truth, you are too intellectual and cold. A calculator with a charming smile is the description that fits you best.

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November 29th, 2010 | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Category: Art of Reframing, English, Signs and Relationships | Email This Post | Leave a comment

Your Entire Life is Limited to Being a Doormat

2010-11-28 Black Horoscope Virgo

Black Horoscope

Virgo

You have so many flaws that it is very easy to enumerate them. For instance, you are well known for your inferiority complex (which is not only a complex, but tangible truth, as you know; besides, you must be given credit for your lucidity). Your entire life is limited to being a servant, a right-hand person, in brief, a doormat with no sense of self-value. Let’s add that you are uptight and that you control yourself to death because you loathe anything that might upset your petty dull life. Your obsession with tidiness and details is bordering on mania, and even on neurosis, which is quite frightening to witness. Your room must always be in perfect order, to the extent that one becomes uncomfortable and anxious. These two last traits are also parts of your character, which you are perfectly aware of. Is it really necessary to carry on? Better not, lest you end up as some sort of unchecked psychopath (the mad Virgin, you know!), which is something you wouldn’t want, not at any price, would you? Finally, you always go from one extreme to another, and that’s the last straw!

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November 28th, 2010 | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Category: Art of Reframing, English, Signs and Relationships | Email This Post | Leave a comment

You Throw Compliments at Yourself

2010-11-27 Black Horoscope Leo

Black Horoscope

Leo

Watch out! Expect no praise, you who are so self-centered and so full of yourself! Being a Leo is far from flattering, contrary to what you might think. Besides, you are convinced that you are an exceptional person, whilst you are appallingly ridiculous because it is clear to everyone that you try hard to appear a much better person than what you really are. Actually, you have a huge inferiority complex. You live only through other people because, deep down, you know that you are not worth much. You throw compliments at yourself, and then you don’t understand why others remain skeptical in your face. Of course, you also behave like a little tyrant vis-à-vis your court of hypocrites without realizing that their flatteries totally lack sincerity. Clear-sightedness is not among your qualities, should you have any. You behave like a spoiled brat, despotic, self-absorbed, and bossy.

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November 27th, 2010 | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Category: Art of Reframing, English, Signs and Relationships | Email This Post | Leave a comment

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