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Get Rid of Your Depressing Nostalgia

2010-11-26 Black Horoscope Cancer

Black Horoscope

Cancer

The big beloved Mummy’s baby! This is something you have probably heard very often when people would refer to you. Your hyper-sensitivity is very irritating because people can never tell you what they really think of you without having you sobbing your heart out. Indeed, you have no control over your emotions, and your entourage, as well as yourself, find it very difficult to put up with your moods. Your mental age is eight years and you still live in a stage of childhood. Actually, you live more in your head than in the real life. You cannot confront the world and you vegetate in your snug and warm little universe. Your memory is far too good, and you are unable to get rid of your depressing nostalgia. In brief, you are a faint-hearted, passive, psychotic and selfish little thing.

Source: http://www.astrotheme.com/files/black-zodiac.php

You Don’t Believe a Single Word You Utter

2010-11-25 Black Horoscope Gemini

Black Horoscope

Gemini

It is said that you are curious about everything and highly adaptable. Actually, it is a lack of profundity and consistency that characterizes you. You are absolutely unable to focus on anything, and your intellectual process is very superficial. Everything you say is totally uninteresting. It’s just hot air in any case. You don’t believe a single word you utter, and you forget everything you say a few minutes later. You hop from one subject to another to carry out a conversation in order to appear knowledgeable and interesting. However, it is quite clear that, under your scholarly veneer, you are a mediocre and shallow person. You have no emotions and no compassion. You resemble an intelligent robot, which repeats what it has been taught, or what it has experienced, without thinking by itself.

Source: http://www.astrotheme.com/files/black-zodiac.php

Only Idiots Don’t Change Their Minds

2010-11-24 Black Horoscope Taurus

Black Horoscope

Taurus

Your heaviness is matched only by your legendary slowness. Let’s not forget that you are as stubborn as a mule. However, isn’t it said that “only idiots don’t change their minds”? You are a fat materialist and you can’t see further than the end of your nose. You are greedy for profit, hence your possessive and even stingy side. “Let’s live to eat and let’s not eat to live” could well be your motto. Intellectual and abstract matters are well beyond you, since you are coarsely down to earth and simple. Lastly, you have no interest other than food and comfort, just like an animal that pigs out, and that is unable to think of anything else.

Source: http://www.astrotheme.com/files/black-zodiac.php

The Hell With The Consequences!

2010-11-23 Black Horoscope Aries Ape

Black Horoscope

Aries

You are nothing but a primate. You charge headlong like a brute and you don’t have a clue what subtlety could mean. Moreover, you are a public danger because you are aggressive and totally unconscious, not to mention your excessive naïveté, and your simplistic and rough vision of things. The virtues of persistence seem to be totally unknown to you, which would boil down to a blunt: “The hell with the consequences!” In short, people only see in you some sort of rabid and quite simple-minded beast. To speak the truth, there is not much to add, for your nature is devoid of any interesting complexity.

Source: http://www.astrotheme.com/files/black-zodiac.php

My Generation

My generation, faced as it grew with a choice between religious belief and existential despair, chose marijuana. Now we are in our Cabernet stage. – Franz Kafka

I don’t have to worry about drugs – I have been too long on them!

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