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Never argue with a woman

 
Source: http://harrietdevine.typepad.com/harriet_devines_blog/art/page/2/
 
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
    
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you [...]

LOL

 
 
In the spirit of the Family Day
 
From the web-site www.parenting-boys.com
 
Are You Ready for Children?
 
Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flowerbed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
 
Toy Test: [...]

What do you mean?

 
 
What I mean is
 
It is very much a rough draft, but there won’t be a final version.  This is my diary, my writing space, and my attempt to get to the Point Of Things.  For that, I have to get out of the mess, I had got myself into.
 
So free writing in a free style.  [...]

To Dance it to Be out of Yourself…

 
“To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking.”
(from www.thinkexist.com)
 
For me to dance is to be myself.  I don’t think I can go on anymore without it.  “What are your qualifications?” people keep asking me.  None.  [...]

Funny One Liners. August 5, 2009.

 
1. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
 
2. Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
 
3. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
 
4. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you are told.
 
5. Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that [...]