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Black Horoscope
Taurus
Your heaviness is matched only by your legendary slowness. Let’s not forget that you are as stubborn as a mule. However, isn’t it said that “only idiots don’t change their minds”? You are a fat materialist and you can’t see further than the end of your nose. You are greedy for profit, hence your [...]
Black Horoscope
Aries
You are nothing but a primate. You charge headlong like a brute and you don’t have a clue what subtlety could mean. Moreover, you are a public danger because you are aggressive and totally unconscious, not to mention your excessive naïveté, and your simplistic and rough vision of things. The virtues of persistence seem [...]
The Pisces Love Mystery
Just as the soul is symbolically “born” into the innocent thoughtlessness of Aries, it symbolically “dies” – or leaves the painful Earth plane – to enter into the sympathetic humility and mystical awareness of Pisces. In the Piscean Sun Sign stage, evolving man and woman begin to comprehend vaguely the secret of [...]
Dear Diary…
Dedicated to Lincoln Phayze who always goes with the flow except for the times when he doesn’t. Both of us are lost…
That was an advice from somebody like me. The gentleman in question works in the arts (I almost said “arts industry” and I was appalled by the ugliness of the expression). Correction: he [...]
Source: http://www.smashingapps.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/love-vectors.jpg
I have copied this article from LavaLife for one reason only – to come back to it a year later and see “Were the predictions even close to reality?”
Source: http://click.lavalife.com/horoscopes/ll1/2Sxy/8/scorpio
Love Horoscopes
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Ruling Planet: Pluto
Symbol: Scorpion and Phoenix
Element: Water
Color: Red
Forget hibernating like a bear! In the New Year you haven’t got a [...]
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